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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Top Ilya Rozanov, Bottom Shane Hollander, Autistic Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, POV Ilya Rozanov, Jealous Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Possessive Ilya Rozanov, Eventual Smut, Fluff, Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollanders shared calendar, Canon Compliant, Author only knows a little bit of hockey, Freak for freak shane and ilya, Ilya Rozanov is Whipped, Ilya Rozanov is Trying His Best, Competition, Trying to out freak Shane Hollander, Idiots in Love, Author knows nothing about fitness, Author is an android girly but Shane definitely is an Apple watch kind of guy, sorry for any inaccuracies, will add more tags for further chapters, gotta see how freaky they get, Author is Asexual Summary:

inspired by butimnomickey on tumblr: prompt was;

Shane logs sex as cardio on his fitness tracking apps and Ilya has secretly noticed this. But sometimes Shane doesn’t deem the sex physical enough and doesn’t log it - Ilya takes this personally and starts experimenting with sex to see what Shane does and doesn’t log.

shaneposting

i think ilya would adopt so many white dad phrases from spending time with david after he moves to ottawa. shane comes to visit from montreal for the first time and is losing his mind bc everything he says is met with ‘roger, dodger’

#yes omg #shane is annoyed (affectionately)#that is until ilya goes too far #calls Shane kiddo #during sex #absolutely not ilya #your hand is on my dick #you cannot call me that #ok I'll stop #come to daddy shane #thats it I'm leaving

handsywoman

ilya rozanov reaction gifs [ 4 ]

barbie-verse

thinking hudson williams is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles golden skin pretty hair and big brown bottom eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think shane hollander is hot? fucking shane hollander? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and he's kind to people and his eyes twinkle wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SHANE HOLLANDER is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

(insp)

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I'm cackling over this

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@hizukkahere wrote an amazing poem about Zukka and I had to make a melody for it. “The boy from the south gave his kiss to the moon And lost her again to the sky The boy from the south gave his heart to the earth And had to forgive her goodbye/ And with nothing to give the sun gave his hand The boy from the south asking why With a laugh like the rain and a dragon behind The sun promised he’d show him to fly”

I kind of imagine if becomes a folk song that people sing in the four nations and most people think it’s a myth or a metaphor but it’s actually about the Fire Lord and his Ambassador husband.

thedefinitionofinteresting

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Top Ilya Rozanov, Bottom Shane Hollander, Autistic Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, POV Ilya Rozanov, Jealous Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Possessive Ilya Rozanov, Eventual Smut, Fluff, Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollanders shared calendar, Canon Compliant, Author only knows a little bit of hockey, Freak for freak shane and ilya, Ilya Rozanov is Whipped, Ilya Rozanov is Trying His Best, Competition, Trying to out freak Shane Hollander, Idiots in Love, Author knows nothing about fitness, Author is an android girly but Shane definitely is an Apple watch kind of guy, sorry for any inaccuracies, will add more tags for further chapters, gotta see how freaky they get, Author is Asexual Summary:

inspired by butimnomickey on tumblr: prompt was;

Shane logs sex as cardio on his fitness tracking apps and Ilya has secretly noticed this. But sometimes Shane doesn’t deem the sex physical enough and doesn’t log it - Ilya takes this personally and starts experimenting with sex to see what Shane does and doesn’t log.

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #fanfiction

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I think a key part of what makes Shane and Ilya work so well is that Ilya, who has had to fend for himself pretty much most of his life, who has had to navigate living on a different continent with no familial support, who has had to BE the familial support for a family that doesn't love him, loves it when Shane does the Big Grownup Things™. Things like when Shane handles most of the paperwork and navigating the government red tape it takes to set up their foundation. When Shane buys a couple of properties to rent out so that if the shit hits the fan and they're found out and everything falls apart, they're still getting an income. When Shane takes the cars to be fitted with snow tires in the winter. When Shane sets up lists and lists of questions the media might throw at them and includes good media-trained answers to each so that Ilya can memorise them so he doesn't feel like he's constantly fielding curveballs. He helps him with the paperwork for his visa. He fixes what's broken around the house or he calls the right person to get it fixed. Ilya doesn't feel like he has to hold the weight of the world's responsibilities on his shoulders anymore.

And Shane, who grew up with a helicopter mom who meant well but made him feel like a child well into his 20s, a mom who set up his career for him and who still manages almost every aspect of his career, he loves that Ilya trusts him with the Big Grownup Things™. He loves that Ilya trusts him to handle all of the paperwork. He loves that Ilya trusts him to make decisions that will support them. He loves that Ilya lets him help with the tasks he hates – that he trusts him with the boring stuff. Getting to feel like he's looking after his household and family makes him feel very manly and adult. And with so much of the man he thought he should be shifting to make way for the man he actually is, this is something small he can cling to.

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i feel like after hollanov goes public they absolutely get asked who bottoms, and while shane has a perfectly professional “that is a deeply personal question and i would prefer my relationship not be boiled down to cheap stereotypes” statement prepared (if he even dignifies them with a response), ilya just says shit like “is me, i am bottom, love to get dicked down by hollander, what you don’t think big tough russian can take it like a man?” and nobody quite knows if he’s kidding or not

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ilya acting woke solely for the purpose of yelling at hayden and then answering cliffs call on speakerphone and cliff is like “what’s up f*ggots”

urie

hayden is like what the fuck and ilya's like he's culturally queer

aslongasitsblack

hayden: why am i not culturally queer? i have a gay best friend too

ilya: you are wearing a puffer vest in june.

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marly (on the speakerphone): also like stop the bi erasure dude

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shane (watching hockey on his phone): (absently) don’t worry about it hay i’m not culturally queer either

drowningincaffiene

i feel zukka in the air this lovely sunday evening

sokkalore

zuko’s definition of “very attractive” vs. older sokka

presented without comment.

kaijuerotica

closes my eyes and imagines shane absolutely crashing out next time someone asks him "weren't there any nice men in montreal"

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:D

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Top Ilya Rozanov, Bottom Shane Hollander, Autistic Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, POV Ilya Rozanov, Jealous Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Possessive Ilya Rozanov, Eventual Smut, Fluff, Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollanders shared calendar, Canon Compliant, Author only knows a little bit of hockey, Freak for freak shane and ilya, Ilya Rozanov is Whipped, Ilya Rozanov is Trying His Best, Competition, Trying to out freak Shane Hollander, Idiots in Love, Author knows nothing about fitness, Author is an android girly but Shane definitely is an Apple watch kind of guy, sorry for any inaccuracies, will add more tags for further chapters, gotta see how freaky they get, Author is Asexual Summary:

inspired by butimnomickey on tumblr: prompt was;

Shane logs sex as cardio on his fitness tracking apps and Ilya has secretly noticed this. But sometimes Shane doesn't deem the sex physical enough and doesn't log it - Ilya takes this personally and starts experimenting with sex to see what Shane does and doesn't log.

#heated rivarly fanfic #heated rivalry #shane x ilya #first ever hollanov fic

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