ma romanticised crib

Why is this coffe making me eepy my brother in bean you are literally supposed to do the opposite

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

put me in ur discord server so i can feel bad about never talking in there

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

They should invent a cry for help that has zero negative effects on anybody and also that makes everyone treat you like a little animal in a cardboard box. But everyone’s cool with it because you’re a cute little animal and not an adult human that needs to get their shit together to stay alive

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

oh so like "eh" in canadian

*un-Babels your Tower*

"50 kudos isn't a lot" okay and? picture 50 pregnant zukos

whenever people try to act like harry potter being comfort media for them matters at all i'm just like. cool i also grew up with it, i also have incredibly fond and nostalgic memories attached to it. but i'm also a complex individual capable of basing my actions on more than just immediate comfort and enjoyment