Did you behold me, Griddle?

I feel like Ilya would definitely get some “ball and chain” type of comments regarding Shane and at one point he ends up in a group of guys who start ragging on him when he's thinking about heading out early, calling him whipped, joking about Shane having him on a tight leash, and Ilya ends up just saying, genuinely confused, “do you guys not like your wives?” There’s complete silence for a second before Ilya continues, “maybe you should give them the chance to find someone who actually enjoys spending time with them." And then he goes home to his husband, who also happens to be his favourite person in the world.

hollanov at their kid’s autism assesment and the doctor says that autism can be genetic and asks if anyone in the family has autism and shane says no at the same time as ilya says yes

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell

Do we think that among the Lyctors, Ianthe was the only freak to straight up murder her cavalier?

Are we including John "I saw the face of Earth and choked the life out of it and ate it whole" Gaius in "Lyctors"...?

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real