Who Watches the Watchmen?

Working in retail is wild, I had a woman today say to me “I see you have a section for graphic novels, but where can I find the comic books?” and when I said “I don’t understand the distinction” she gave me an offended look and walked away.  This has the same energy as the time when I worked at a craft store and a girl asked me if we carried “an embroidery hoop, but rounder” and I had to look her square in the face and ask “you want something rounder than a circle?” as if the encounter didn’t take a year off my life.

Peni also shifts her eyes to look the direction they’re moving the second time. Just for one second, then she focus on Ganke again. Even though she’s not doing any moving herself, she too pays attention to the wall.

Also the animators of this scene pointed out they specifically shoved them all together like this to make a shape that’s akin to a spider; they even tried to make out all the limbs of the spider during this animation!

dang Jenni, GO OFF

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

Do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they don’t even care” and delete it.

i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

ok i apparently wasn’t clear enough with how stupid this question was. they didn’t mean if you ate it. they asked if you rubbed soap on your body, like in the shower, if there was nutritional value to that. we’re talking peak dumbass here not natural curiosity

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

i hate the term “spinal fluid” it conjures up horrible imagery in my mind

(lightly taps a spigot i have attached to my spinal column) come get y’all juice

We’ve never met and I hope it stays that way

this is the most powerful reply ive ever received 

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

Neon Groantube Evangelion

I can literally feel the walls of reality breaking down around me the longer this video plays.

That’s what the apocalypse sounds like.

I’m not usually one to promote censorship, but whoever made that thing should be thrown in jail.

@nightmaretyrantvantas

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression