at despair’s end lies hope

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

r/airplaneears aka the only good subreddit

i have the chance to do something so funny right now

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Quick everyone!!! REBLOG!!!

tremble before the might of my QIN ARMY you illiterate, illegitimate, ill-begotten COUNTRY BUMPKIN! attack, my patriotic citizens! (and the conscripted forces who have no choice in the matter)

ha. ha. lmao, even. quick show of hands, peasants, who among you wants to keep living under the powerful arm of an absolute monarch, who controls a centralised government that builds you roads, dykes and waterways--oh, would you look at that, emperor Han Gaozu himself is first in line! even the HATERS and LOSERS want to keep perpetuating the system i created because they do not have the VISION to come up with anything BETTER or MORE INFLUENTIAL. would Liu Bang, the back-stabber and baby-tosser, like to talk about what he contributed to the next 2000 years of Chinese history?

jianli, sweetie, i'm not so sure about the last one...

sorry im just so hungry right now

DELTE YOUR FUCKI NG BOGS

EXECUTION EXECUTION EXCUTION!!!! NONE OF YOU ARE FREE OF SIN!!!!!

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

furthermore they have no clue you even exist