In the end I believed in HOPE

Tell me one thing

I procrastinate so much that it actually annoys me.

I would rather eat fish raw (as in sushi) then cooked.

My first word was “Uno”

I have a healthy obsession with wolves

I’m into monster x reader fics

I read Harry Styles fan fiction in wattpad, daily.

I can’t stand the smell of apple cider vinegar, but I take a shot of it everyday

I accidentally told a 20 year old guy in college who had been homeschooled his whole life what 69 was

I hate coffee. I only drink hot chocolate or chocolate milk.

I am really into mythology and I have gotten into an argument once or twice about this subject.

I’m afraid of haircuts

I buy so much makeup and hardly ever wear it

Sometimes my own thumbs scare me

I’m known at school for being the girl with fly swatters holstered to my backpack at all times. I just can’t stand flies and I’m really good at killing them. My teachers even call me out of class sometimes to kill flies in their classrooms

I used to breed geckos

I hate having to translate for ppl in Spanish. So I tell them I don’t speak it to make them go away.

I’ll watch a new anime about 2+ years after it comes out bc the hype annoys me

People always ask me how I keep my nails so clean and why they’re so nicely shaped. Truth is I just grow them out because I’m lazy and I like to keep them extra clean just. 

I once owned a hearse, kept a fake skeleton in the back, and would regularly drive it to work…which was at a grocery store.

My Mom accidently locked me in the car with her keys when I was 2. She asked me to pull up the lock knob on the door to which I pointed and laughed at her calling her stupid. When she came back with help, I pulled up the knob. 😎

My biggest fear is that I’ll never fall in (true) love or have the family I never got to have. Being close to 30 makes me realize how I’ve completely wasted my twenties being a couch potato. I never go out and meet guys but want a boyfriend lolol

I can’t tell time on a hand clock right off. It takes me a ridiculous amount of time to find the long and short hand, then do the math to figure out what time it is. Thank God for digital!

I had Bariatric surgery two years ago, which helped me lose about 100lbs of my body weight. Because of this, I literally cannot eat more than two tablespoons of food at any time. 😅

uh…..Im afraid of static electricity > _>; I will go out my way to make sure everyone in my household has fabrics that will not cause that. 😂 If someone I know comes near me and wants to hug me or shake hands I’ll hold on to something so they don’t shock me. Anything metal I will panic and I have to hype my self up that ima get shocked and slap the thing really fast to get it out of the way. When I get into my car I will touch my car with the metal part of the key fob before touching the handle…( I only do this during winter time)

I always laugh at myself. Like, every morning, I make funny faces in the mirror just for the fun of it. When i think about “serious” thing about myself, i made shitty jokes. When I’m working on really serious stuff, I’m dancing and laughing at whatever i’m doing. Oh yeah, I take myself really seriously.

I drink coffee at least 7 times a day. If I don’t get my coffee, I get really my restless and have a headache. c:

I have this really bad habit of laughing at every little thing people say or do. 95% it’s not even funny but for some reason I just laugh instead of saying something. It started when I was in 6th grade and I thought I would eventually stop but now I’m a senior in highschool and I’m still doing it. Lol I really wish I would stop. 99% of my school day consists of my laughing fake laughs. The only time I don’t do it is when I’m with my family, and that’s because they make me genuinely laugh. I think it’s some sort of defense mechanism. And me typing lol to everything is my way to compensate for not being able to fake laugh online lol

I used to bartend and I honestly miss that job. I wasn’t good at it but I liked learning to make mixed drinks and layered shots lol

I sometimes talk so fast that some people find it hard to understand what I’m saying then I forget that I am talking fast (because I know what I am saying) and they look at me confused, then I’m have to repeat myself, accidentally making an awkward situation when I could just learn to talk slower and try to laugh it off and it was a joke.

My favorite animals are monkeys and apes, and that’s partly why Saiyans are among my favorite races.

I have all my books sorted by size just like my folded clothing, having a book or piece of clothing stand out REALLY makes me anxious, even though I’m not that much of an organized person.

I got a bunch of art supplies but frustration keeps me from using them anymore or better said much less than before. Also I attempted to delete my blog over 20 times in 3 years because I get frustrated easily.

When I was really little, like one or something, I took the hair clip from my hair and tried to eat it because I guess it looked liked candy to me. Also, we were on the way home from church. Anyway. The clip got stuck in my throat and I started to cough up blood. My mom, who is a nurse (thank God), saw this picked me up and told my dad to drive to the hospital. My mom, because of her profession, knew it was best if she held me upside down so that I wouldn’t choke on my own blood. So when we got to the hospital, my mom just came running in with me in her arms, being held upside down and spilling blood on the floor. She said that everyone split like the red sea. She told a nurse and they said I would go into surgery soon. Before the surgery, my mom took me to the bathroom and started to shake me in hope that it would come out. Eventually, it did. So I never had that surgery, but if I did, I bet I would have a really cool scar.

When ever by dog get rowdy I wrap him in a blanket and call him a dog burrito. Hahaha.

I went to clown camp as a kid. Sam Winchester’s worst nightmare.

I must have morning coffee or my brain remains offline all day, lol.

I was a night owl all my life until I had a child.  

Despite having the bestest dudebro friends who are the coolest, I’m legitimately terrified of the male populace.

I look at all my friends who are my age getting married and having kids, and the thought of doing either of those things is terrifying to me

I bought a shitload of new books these past two months and I keep most of them on my desk, and some I transfer from desk to bed and vice versa when I’m going to bed, because I’m too lazy to clean out a space in my closet for the books.

I punched my teacher in third grade because he was approaching me from behind and I was scared.

I like coffee, tea AND cocoa.

I wanted to be a chef until I was 17

I was a huge fan of CSI in my tweens and wanted to be a CSI when I grew up. Me being terrible at Physics and Chemistry crushed my dreams.

I went to school with the  german rapper/singer Alligatoah

I sleep hugging my pillow.

I once rescued a young sparrowhawk that had a broken wing

I really like pretty perfume bottles and have to restrain myself so I don’t buy too many or too expensive ones.

Thanks @lokiloveforever and @mastreworld

I’ve got at least 10 hairbands on my wrist at all times, despite having too short hair to use them on.

I’m allergic to coriander

My birthday is on Halloween!

I think my best friend is really cute but I fear being in any type of relationship with him other than being friends purely because he’s the complete opposite of me. I also feel very judged by his parents and by others because of how different we are. Me: fat, poor, no real career. Him: string bean, upper middle class, great career, great education.