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money beyond ypur wildist dreams

chirasul

one hundred and seventy dollars

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robertfagden

reblogging stuff is a game and im winning

vehder

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

smalllfieldmouse

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

queer-as-city-folk

But that is how a train works...

cervine-arctophile

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

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slimetony

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

slimetony

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

twerklina

super-affection

lonestatus

*struggling w/ writing an email* they didn't have to deal with this shit in ancient babylon

ancient babylonian: *struggling to compose a cuneiform tablet* by god i wish i could do this shit with a computer

bedupolker

special-lucky-chosen-one

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

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feeshies

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

yms1

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

hottestroadkill

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

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avioletmoonrise

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

1percentcharge

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

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