certified ass of dump

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

NO

WELP

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

If I was a cat I'd make the mrrrp? sound all the fucking time.

it’s sunny, it’s warm, everything is beautiful outside and you spent too many months wishing for days like this. so get up and go feel the sun on your back

they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear