i like it when you call me papa john

“one nights sleep too few” ok greaseball. we get it. you can’t sleep. without dinah. gay freak 🫶

you know what ? I hope the rising black smoke does carry me far away and I never come back to this town !

goes psppspspsspsps at the unfathomable horror hunting me for sport

you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here

our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me

Reblog to make black queer people feel visible and supported (and also to make a white gay big mad)

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

imagine being gay in june 2004. five days into pride month and ronald reagan dies, and then a mere three days after that, three cheers for sweet revenge is released. i wouldnt know how to act

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing

I hope this e-mail finds you living in a shotgun shack

I hope this e-mail finds you in another part of the world

I hope this e-mail finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile

I hope this e-mail finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife

telling other people to listen to tma is like being the main character in a cask of amontillado

yes there are wonderful canon gay characters, theyre right down in this wine cellar

in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor

Boys will be boys. I love it.