[walks thru a bead curtain into my blog]

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

i've never been to the southern us i get all my information from tennessee williams plays

everyone in the south is a repressed homosexual

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

everything is a reference when you're crazy

:/