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Serious question: Was John Locke the original J Lo?

As soon as someone starts coughing, it's like a chain reaction.

When a liquid of unknown origin falls on your face, consider yourself blessed by NYC.

When you live in NYC, your default expression is "who goes there"

Scientists have found evidence of a 'lake' on Mars. This is almost enough to make me move, but I fear my commute would be a bit problematic.

Dog gets suspicious when owner promises to teach it "one weird trick".

I bet Punxsutawney Phil's new year's resolution was to get a "do not disturb" sign.

Man oh man do I hate manspreading.

This is NYC. How can you tell if someone is in costume?

As far as I know, procrastination is not mentioned in the ten commandments, so I should be fine.

Inconvenience store: We’re closed 24/7.