taylor price
roma★
EXPECTATIONS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
blake kathryn
@theartofmadeline
Doug Jones
occasionally subtle
Fai_Ryy
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
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Noah Kahan
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Keni
izzy's playlists!
YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
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@thecoldestcultist
“You will learn to love me”
(via)
the dog is just like
That puppy has absolutely no idea what’s going on. “Is this a snuggle? Are we wrestling??” The body language barrier is tragic
cat is like ”this is my child now”
That’s actually literally what’s going on tho… the cat is putting its scent on the puppy, thereby saying ‘this is my territory, this belongs to me’ so yeah
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To this day I think my favorite "boys will be boys" moment was back in 2017 during the Super Bowl. I was at a party and right before the Halftime Show everyone was speculating about what Lady Gaga would wear, when someone said, "Whatever it is, I doubt it would top her meat dress."
At that moment, one of the most rowdy, testosterone riddled boys I've ever known turns around and says, "What?" So he gets explained to him that, yes, Lady Gaga wore a dress made of literal raw meat once, and this boy's eyes just light up like a Christmas tree. He gets this stupid grin across his face and says, "That sounds amazing!" For the next five minutes we're given a detailed breakdown of the best construction of a meat-themed dress like this guy had discovered his ultimate fantasy.
He was only marginally disappointed when Lady Gaga came out wearing regular fabric.
"What did you get for Christmas?"
Sleepless nights of existential dread.
an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide
I still quote this regularly
That’s just what church youth group trips are like
When I was in a youth group I can attest to the fact that there were no damn group sing-alongs. Because if there were, there is a very large possibility that I would have committed river suicide.
When I was in youth group I can attest to the fact that the kids would lead group sing-alongs like the video's anyway and increase the likelihood of a river suicide by tenfold.
i realized that Spongebob’s House is circular
but the inside has corners
Bruh, you act like the construction of Spongebob's house hasn't haunted me for my entire childhood. The proportions make even less sense than the cornered rooms!
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i learned that George Washington owned the largest distillery in America, producing 11,000 gallons of whiskey per year (x)
He grew a lot of weed too! Man knew how to live.
Virginian here. Washington didn't really grow weed; he grew industrial hemp.
At the time Americans were mostly interested in using hemp fibers for spinning into thread and using for rope, sail canvas, nets, and even clothes. Washington was an entrepreneur and considered growing hemp as a cash crop, but even after he passed in favor of growing grains (some of which would be used in his distillery), he still grew it on his property for the same purposes listed above.
Was there a chance that he could've used some recreationally? Not at all, because industrial hemp has too little THC to get you high. So sorry, Washington didn't smoke weed.
But hey, if you ever visit Mount Vernon, you can still buy some of his rye whiskey.
George Washington grew hemp but not he kind you are thinking of.
My honors writing professor was able to finally explain to me why the passive voice is so bad and how to spot it, and now I'm cursed with this knowledge. Every time I'm in a group project I see it all over my partners' work and I finally get why English teachers hate it. Still, I don't want to be that person who rewrites the entire paper because, "iT's iN tHe pAsSiVe vOiCe!!1"
richard nixon was the 37th president of the united states
The one that resigned?
do you not know who richard nixon is
i mean they’re not wrong...
I did an imaginary spit take exactly three times reading this disaster thread.
I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ
HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way
same energy
holy trinity
The fourth horseman
Here’s another for yall
Klubb deserves a mention
Tumblr gremlins lack any form of reading comprehension and misunderstand literally everything, more at 11.
This is what happens when you’re addicted to outrage.
Have a hammer? EVERYTHING looks like a nail!
we got a new one
Hahahahaha
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this post is broken in every way possible
Yay it me
OMFG THAT LAST ONE HAD ME DYING
My Ashkenazi grandfather FOUGHT the Nazis, but it seems he has to be raised up from Abraham's Bosom to fight some more fools...
This is particularly sweet because that wolf almost undoubtedly didn’t have a pack. He was lonely. And then he wasn’t lonely: he had all the weird little squished stunted-development wolves and their weird bipedal not-wolves!
I had already heard of Romeo the friendly wolf, but never heard the whole story. This is so precious. Rest In Peace, Romeo.
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Opoosums eating bananas
(via)
Nois bois
felt inspired to make this after reading some of the comments on my post about liking history
It me.
It you.
My director today at rehearsal was asking me about my weekend so I told him that I was attending a family event straight after I leave. I guess he could tell I didn't really want to go and knew in the past I've had trouble connecting with the rest of the cast so he let me borrow one of his books on Aristotle so I could have something to do during the event.
I can't begin to explain how much that meant to me. It was one of his personal books that he was in the middle of reading and he gave it to me without me even having to tell him that I was struggling to connect with my family. It's such a small thing to do but it matters so much.
Lead Actress: *socks actor in the gut after he grabbed her in the scene*
Director: Ok, that's good, but try to not punch him. You should honor the impulse, but not necessarily act on it.
//A couple months later...//
Director: *dancing on stage* I have so much unresolved energy right now.
Lead Actress: Well, you should honor the impulse, but not necessarily act on it.
Director: Oh, no, I'm a c t i n g o n i t.
So in case anyone's wondering how Gen Z's doing, today in my astronomy class I learned the height from the top of a desk to the ceiling is exactly 73 inches. A kid stood on the desks in an act of rebellion and hit his head.
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Today at play rehearsal I was looking for an actor who dipped out before bows, I opened the door backstage, and there he was. Draped in a grungy trench coat, dead body dummy slung over his shoulder fireman style, and casually eating a brownie. That is the kind of aesthetic I never knew I needed in my life.
Who again was this? Ethan?
Bingo.
In fanfics we always have OCs like "canon character's cute little sister" or "canon character's competent son", but when will we get "canon character's party animal grandma" or "canon character's nihilistic cousin"? The potential for OC family trees is boundless.
