Something that always tickles me when it comes to Halo is how people talk about Scarabs. They talk about them like vehicles, things that you can get in and pilot around. Which does happen in the games, you can hop on a scarab and fight the guys chilling inside. But those guys aren't piloting it. They're manning the guns, and telling it where to go, but no one is driving a Scarab.
For context in Halo, the enemies you fight are usually a group of aliens called The Covenant. They're a bunch of different alien races organized in a religious hierarchical caste system. They have some classic normal lookin aliens, there's the big monkey men, the crafty avians, the tall noble warriors, etc. But they also have some weirder ones in the mix. Hunters are these enormous balls of armor with a gigantic cannon and a shield they're more than happy to slap your shit with. They look like this:
But it's not just a normal alien guy under that armor. It's a bunch of worms. See Hunters are made up of colonies of Lekgolo worms. Each Hunter has a gestalt intelligence made up of all the worms that also make up its body. As part of creating a hunter, the colony of Lekgolo are actually split, and half is growth into one hunter, and the other half is its brood brother. They are raised together, fight together, and literally are each other's other half. Those two in that pic? They've known each other their entire lives
Back to Scarabs. Uhh, you'll notice how they're not named to the usually naming conventions of Covenant vehicles? Covenant dropships are Phantoms, and Spirits. Their tank is called a Wraith. Small personal attack vehicle, that's a Ghost. Static defense turrets get called Shades. You get the deal. Their vehicles are named after spirits of the dead. Scarabs, are not named after spirits. Sure, scarabs are associated with the dead, given how much ancient Egypt loved scarabs. But they're not spirits, and very much a living kind of bug. That's because Scarabs are made of the same stuff as Hunters.
This thing right here? That's not a vehicle. That's A GUY made of worms wearing highest tech mobility aid you have ever seen.
People make jokes about "imagine drunk driving one of these mfs" with a pic of a Scarab, imagining it would be like driving a car, when in reality it would be much closer to how every few years you hear a news story about some drunk guy letting his horse take him home because it knows the way better than he does. Except in this version the horse crushes your house and slags half of your neighborhood in frustration.












