Picture that. In your dreams.

Shadow the Hedgehog’s a 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫. He pissed on my Fuckᵢₙg wife.

ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ.

He took his hedgehog fuckin’ qᵤilly dᵢck ₒᵤt and he pissed on my FUCkᵢₙG wifₑ, and he said his dick was

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕘,

and I said that’s Ｄｉｓｇｕｓｔｉｎｇ.

So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except Wₐy ₛₘₐₗₗₑᵣ. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like.

ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ, ʙᴀʙʏ.

ᵀᵃˡˡ points, ɴᴏ quills, Ｎｏ pillows, look at that, it looks like ᴛᴡᴏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʙᴏɴɢ. He fUcked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That’s right, this is what you get!

My ＳＵＰＥＲ ＬＡＳＥＲ ＰＩＳＳ!

Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth. I’m gonna go higher.

I’m pissing on the MOOOON!

How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON ₜₕe MOOₙ, Yₒᵤ ᵢDᵢₒₜ!

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-