Mom Swag

omfg that is just too adorable

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

8. the dancing thing is right i can’t dance for shit

9. We’re just…weird sometimes tbh we all know that

10. we all make that stupid face when we like make eye contact with a stranger. A smile but with the lips together. It’s weird and unsettling.

All of these things. I, a white person(so white I am literally allergic to the sun,) frequently find myself saying under my breath “ugh, white people.”

^^^^^

Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.

I hope Black Panther makes black people feel as powerful as Wonder Woman made me feel

I wholeheartedly support this statement