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I love when Jedi say "I sense a disturbamce in the Force" like yes i love that theres a fictional equivalent of "holdup chat the vibes are lowkey off rn"

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

The villainess is NOT a shut-in, a NEET or a hikikomori (you weeb)! I was sealed away by the heroes of old because they couldn't defeat me for good, understand? SEALED AWAY! It happens to villains all the time, especially the really powerful ones. That's right, it's a sign of just how fearsome I am! I've been imprisoned here, spreading my evil influence through the barrier and gathering strength for my return, like any proper sealed villain. Yes, that's what the computer is for and where the takeout boxes came from. Now go away, I won't leave my room until you uhhhh collect the four crystals or something

Mulan and Mushu, somehow opperating on the same wavelength: oh haven't you heard?

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

@wyervan Wizardclipse-core

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile

put another way. i dont care about how men are impacted by feminism

already have people mad about this. okay here's another take. men should be feminists for no benefit.

just as white people should be anti-racism for no benefit, and cis people should be pro-trans for no benefit. the only "benefit" that should be required is the creation of a more just world, not because you, personally, actually do get something out of it.