Chaotic squid🦑

Lucy: I hear something in the hallway. Lockwood: Probably nothing. George: That’s how horror movies start. Lockwood: We are not in a horror movie. something screams Lucy: We are now.

Lisbon: Why are you banned from another carnival? Jane: Apparently you can’t “psychoanalyze” the clown. Cho: He made the clown cry. Jane: In my defense, he had unresolved issues. Rigsby: You told him his balloon animals reflected emotional repression. Jane: They did!

Sherlock: I deduced everything about you in five seconds. Watson: That sounds invasive. Sherlock: It was.

Abbott: Why are there candles in the interrogation room? Jane: Atmosphere. Abbott: This is a federal building. Cho: He said the suspect would “confess better aesthetically.” Lisbon: The annoying part is that it worked.

Lockwood: We should leave. Lucy: After one more ghost. George: That’s how we die.

Michael: I run a normal workplace. Jim: You stapled a phone to a wall. Michael: Innovation

Poirot: I solved it. Hastings: How? Poirot: Logic and judgment.