mg ingat ka

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

lowkey itachi is one of those characters where its like its sad he had to be born into this ninja world because he could have been a great grocery store employee

i'm not just a masochistic pervert you know. getting horny when you're wounded is actually a survival tactic. if all the blood goes to your dick you'll lose less.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

i now have a #repetitivestressinjury from #work #employed

had to leave work because i was no longer able to do my job duties due to a suspicion of pots from extreme heat sensitivity among other things #unemployed

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

Check out my new philosophy called Correctism. It includes all of the correct and true ideas and rejects the wrong ones.