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Esports went from not being a sport, to being the only sport.

i just astral projected back to 2009

the key to art is not giving a shit. not giving a goddamn shit. you gotta go to your sketchbook or computer or whatever and just draw free. no rules. do what you want and what feels right. if it looks like shit? no it doesn’t. keep going. keep drawing. you have a skill that is so rare and to keep it is the greatest gift of all.

#1 on the list of things I needed to hear today

A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it’s all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you’ll never be this young again.

Octopus makes a rolling armor with a coconut. [video]

Always reblog for cephalopods♡

second order tool usage. A mark of higher intellect.

Okay but is the octopus scared and using the shell as a defense and faster getaway or is it rolling down the hill…playing?

Octopuses love to solve puzzles and play. To be kept at aquariums, they must have a chest of enrichment toys, or they will try to escape.

Even with enrichment sometimes they try to escape, for kicks/to make the humans mad.

Is this octopus’ name Samus Aran?????

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

okay, but eighth graders

….. could be a nursery.

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

hello? HUSH

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

Sometimes babies will point at me. And I don’t care for that shit at all.