Every girl is born a princess

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I got you!

DISCLAIMER: I figured out how to do this reading ancient forums, so if something goes terribly wrong, heed that warning.

Type the command into the regular email searchbar. I actually had so many emails, Gmail wasn't willing to mass-delete so many, so i actually started at 1800 days and moved down a couple hundred each time LOL. Anyway in this example I did '10' days because I'm almost out of emails.

Click the select box, which will only select the emails displayed on the first page of your search.

So click 'select all conversations that match this search.'

It'll tell you 'All conversations are selected.'

Hit that garbage can.

It'll ask if you're sure. Click 'ok.'

Assuming there's a lot of emails, they won't all delete at once, and you'll get this prompt:

Don't close the tab or go back to your inbox, or this won't happen. Open a new tab and do something else for a few minutes. After a couple (or 10) minutes, the emails will all move to your trash, and the page will be clear:

If the show didn’t bother to make it real, I did.

"We’ll be fine."

"...yeah."