The Boring Baker

it’s so nice being fond of people on here :-) like yeah maybe we only know each other in a very limited way but i care abt you guys & hearing abt your lives makes me happy & i like listening to the things u have to say & i really truly wish the best for you all!!! sending my love from a couple states, countries, oceans away

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

there's only six type of occasions. daily, business, leisure, sports, night out, and evening

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

If you can breathe through your nose right now, cherish it because I am stuck reminiscing about how my nose wasn't blocked up two days ago 🙃

my body: hey need water me: okay just don't use it all up at once, okay? here you go my body: thanks! five minutes later my body: hey need water me: you used it all up to make mucus, didn't you? my body: ...need water me: for more mucus my body: for bodily functions me: like making mucus my body: I promise not to make more mucus me: ...okay fine five minutes later my body: boss, you're not gonna believe this- me: you made more mucus, didn't you?

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action