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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

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I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.
"just put yourself out there" what if I scared. what then.
end my suffewing
i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed
I cant believe we all decided to love this
But have been sleeping on this
This whole time I have thought this was some weird Bert & Ernie thing.

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Back here after a heckin' long time and damn, I really need to address something.
I've received a lot of messages about a certain post I made many years ago and I need to apologise.
The "Sherlock Cafeteria Tribes" post has now been deleted, and I'm sorry it was ever up in the first place.
Even if I was quoting the movie Mean Girls, as a white person I shouldn't have been saying those things. It was racist and I'm sorry.
I have grown a lot as a person since I made the post in 2011, and I can assure you I would not post something like that now.
I apologise to anyone I made feel shitty by seeing that. It wasn't okay.
They’re huge??????????
That’s……a fucking WOMBAT?!?!
i thought wombats were small. That looks photoshopped!
That’s Patrick! A wombat raised since he was a joey on a wildlife park in Victoria, Aussie, he’s known as both the oldest and biggest wombat we know of!
Most wombats average around 30 to 40 inches, so fat Pat is definitely an outlier. For comparison here’s a more ‘regular’ wombat.
dynamaxed
“a seductive nonbinary criminal:
them fatale”
- absolutelybees
me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!
trans person: i like gender tho
me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!
Good post OP
Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.
Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.
anyway take this quiz to see which 2 greek gods sum up ur personality

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me, begging on my knees, sobbing, voice raw, whispering quietly: please dear god let me enjoy something in moderation
brain: OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED
Trying to respond to a text after ignoring it for two weeks
Holy fucking christ
ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re talking because now you’re An Asshole™ who understands
Someone: Hey what time is it?
Me: What?
Someone: Wha-
Me: It’s 3:20
This is actually a thing, while visual info takes 0.1 seconds to process, auditory infor can take 3 to 4 seconds to process, which is why you ask, and then actually hear the question because your brains only just processed it
My husband has ADHD and does this, and I hate repeating myself constantly. One thing that I feel has saved us from so much stress in our marriage is that I’ve just stopped repeating myself. After a while he caught onto what I was doing and stopped saying “what” over and over when I didn’t respond. Now occasionally he’ll ask me “what?” when I said something because he actually didn’t hear me, and I will happily repeat myself for him, but most of the time I just say silent and let his brain compute what I said. So now our conversations go one of two ways:
Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote? Him: What?? Me: *silence* Him: I left it on the couch.
Or
Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote? Him: What? Me: *silence* Him: Ok, I really didn’t hear you that time, what did you say? Me: *repeats question*
Even if you don’t have ADHD, I mean, auditory delay happens with a lot of people, not just ADHD folk. If you deal with it, try this approach with your friends and loved ones. It has helped us so much.
I jokingly suggested something similar to my gf called the “3 second rule”. If i don’t respond in 3s, assume I really didn’t hear you. Tho Im p good at just masking the processing time with UUhhhhHhHhh
Also pro tip for communicating with ADHD people: say the name of the person you want to talk to before you share your thought and wait for them to acknowledge you. That way if we are distracted or otherwise occupied you know can be sure are listening. We very well may still need to process, but it will greatly cut down on the number of times we genuinely didn’t hear a word you just said.
THAT LAST NOTE
PLEASE
I AM BEGGING

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i saw the entirety of the umbrella academy in one sitting and this was all i could think of throughout the entire time
luther reminds me of this
and i couldnt stop laughing ksjdkdksks
i just want to be walking down a vast castle hallway at midnight in a beautiful silk gown holding an eleborate candelabra is that too much to ask
I’m sorry but this really pisses me off.
Do you have any fucking clue how heave a candelabra is? They are solid brass!!!! There is no fucking way someone could just casually carry one around like that!!!! Get yourself a single taper candle or maybe just a goddamn flashlight! Do you want your arm to fall off?
you think that im not also absolutely ripped in my own fantasies?