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is it me or did meet the robinsons predict super mario odyssey

Meet the Robinsons is Waluigi Odyssey.

f U C K

The only real spicegirl was Ginger.

Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??

Having none of that shit today.

“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING

Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog. 

ANIMAL BEHAVIOR IS FUN MAN OMG

“EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A WEIRD DOG” This is painfully accurate

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

Bass guitars are the power bottoms of music

We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

It’s him. my cousin throckmorton

these two women came to my work today to buy movie tickets and one of the women was paying and she sighed in mock exasperation and said ‘you’re an expensive date’ then quickly looked at me to clear up the situation and said ‘i’m allowed to say that. she’s my wife’ and honestly i was blessed the rest of the night

What makes all the “Zuckerbot” memes even funnier is knowing that Zuckerberg definitely browses every social media on which the memes can be found.

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