the avid patient

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

That man doesn't understand a single fucking word she's saying. He's just pissed she didn't kiss his ass. I want nothing but the worst for him.

Vance sat there searching to make eye contact with anyone with a look that could only be described as saying "did she really fucking say that to us?" This cabinet and presidency is a really dingus fest.

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

Vines that will live in my mind rent free: