Unrandom Polls

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less than -20C

-19 to -10C

-9 to 0C

1 to 5C

6 to 10C

11 to 15C

16-20C

20-25C

26-30C

31-40C

More than 41C (dear lord)

No precipitation and the ground is dry

No precipitation but the ground is damp/snowy

Light rain (spitting)

Moderate rain

Heavy rain (if you are dripping after being outside for less than 3 minutes then it is heavy rain)

Light to moderate snow

Heavy snow

Sleet

Hail

Something i forgot

I am touching a horse right now

Less that 10min

10-30min

30-60min

1-2hrs

2-4hrs

4-10hrs

more than 10 hrs

I simply would not find one

Yes, my own dog

Yes, a known dog owned by someone else

Yes, an unknown dog

Yes, multiple

No

Yes, after less than 24 hours of no sleep

Yes, after 24-36 hours of no sleep

Yes, after 36-48 hours of no sleep

Yes after 48-72 hours of no sleep

Yes, only after more than 72 hours of no sleep

24 hours = 1 day

48 hours = 2 days

72 hours = 3 days

<3min

3-4min

4-5min

5-6min

6-10min

>10min

Yes, father, yes

Yes, father, no

Yes, mother, yes

Yes, mother, no

Yes, other parent/gender, yes

Yes, other parent/gender, no

Yes, both/either, yes

No, my parents do not yell at me regularly

No, my parents have never to my knowledge yelled at me

No, i don't have parents/other nuance

Was wondering this cus i can't remember a single time that my parents ever yelled at me and i remember basically all of my childhood lol so i was curious how it is for others

warmer than 30C

25-29C

20-24C

15-19C

10-14C

5-9C

0-4C

-5--1C

-10--6C

Colder than -10C

This poll is NOT an excuse to make fun of people who feel the cold more btw. I was just curious how the distribution would look given that the average person in my country doesn't wear a jacket until it's at least freezing (slight exaggeration but you get my point).

Make the average temperature 6C warmer or colder (your choice)

Join one international trading bloc (e.g. the EU, the Pacific Alliance)

Change your border with one other country (either making it so that you now border a country you did not previously border, or you no longer border a country that you previously bordered)

Change (one of) the official language(s)

Add or remove one politician permanently from your government (their party and allies remain in their original power)

Add or remove one law

Change the biome (to people from large countries with multiple biomes, you get to pick one of them to change and the rest remain)

Gain a coastline (non-landlocked poll-answers ignore this option)

Change the architecture to that of another country

None of these

Yes

No

People are complicated (nuance)

Artist, yes, it's weird

Artist, no, it's not weird

nuance

Not an artist, yes, it's weird

Not an artist, no, it's not weird

results

Can you/do you read billboards while driving? (regardless of whether you actually like them or hate advertising or not)

yes

no

results

Yes we do have a song, yes we are that kind of family

Have a song but aren't a musical family

Do not have a song but are a musical family

do not have a song and aren't a musical family

yes, and I did

Yes, and I didn't get over it

No

nuance???

results

1

5

10

50

100

500

More (how many?)

my friends could send me the world's longest book one word at a time and I would still wouldn't be annoyed