well the medallion says that's dumb

does everyone here know that i made an insane gay puppet opera about the sun and moon on a budget of $25 in college? with like 8 foot tall puppets made visibly out of PVC pipe and rope?

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UhHello good Evening everyone welcome to the mckittrick hotellll 👏👏Yes! WHOOO!! whoo!👏👏👏👏👏👏 uh it apeeears as Though we’re actually about to start the ShOw. so if you could take a moment to turn off your Cellphooones yeeahh and actually put them in such a condition that they do not make souund, Vibrate, or eminaTe lighT. any one of these three things could be a disaster for All Involved so make sure they are ComPleeetly off. UH in the event of an emergency, you can simply make your escape out the same door you came in. 🎵. This is ghost quar tet. Siide one Track one. i don’t know.

Lin-Manuel Miranda is not untalented but he shouldn't be making billion dollar disney movies or whatever. This guy should be in a garage making deeply earnest but unpolished rap opera concept albums and posting them online for a niche fanbase of no more than 100,000 too-online theatre nerds. Hiring him to make forgettable paint-by-numbers radio friendly disney princess pop is trying to raise devil's pupfish in captivity. You have to stop giving him money and let him go make cringe in his natural habitat or you're never going to get anything good.

I know no one cares anymore but great comet still makes me feel insane. the play is NAMED AFTER Pierre and Natasha and they only have one scene together. ONE! the only time they’re in a room together is during the penultimate number. they share ONE, prolonged, gentle point of physical contact in the entire 2.5 hour show. she leaves the room smiling!! can anyone hear me? she leaves the room SMILING

“come, let us march against the powers of heaven, and set black streamers in the firmament to signify the slaughter of the gods” is such a raw line you’d think it’s from Shakespeare, but it’s actually from the slightly earlier Elizabethan dramatist Christopher Marlowe

hey idk why no one is talking about this but like....i personally have been studying the cebal and i straight up like??? calculated the number???? of the beast??? ITS NAPOLEON BRO NO LIKE IM SERIOUS

Preludes is coming to Boston next month!