NO THANK YOU PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE THANK U

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

Have you ever considered that Sisyphus might've just been in for the love of the game? My bus driver hits the same curb every morning

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

I get anxious at nothin. if I don't have anything to be anxious about I get creative

I bet in the 20s all the weird German emo girls were thirsting after the Somnambulist

I Saw The TV Show

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

"terminally ill people should be allowed to choose to die if they feel it is the best decision for them" and "euthanasia can easily become eugenics" and "we should provide support for depressed and suicidal people" are statements that can come into conflict but should all be respected

also “offering euthanasia to people who can’t afford actual treatment is murder”