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Freakin looking at me

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

April Affirmations: I forgive the versions of me that didn’t know better. I forgive the versions of me that knew better, but were just trying to survive.

Treating April fools day like people in loveless relationships treat valentines

"I don't need a special day to be foolish"

"Nobody pays attention to a guy in a high-viz vest" adage untrue in exactly one situation

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

Sorry, trapped in the crystal is $5.99/month or $2.99/m with ads now