when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice âi dont think anybody is condemned to hellâŚ.â paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on ââŚnot even gay peopleâÂ
Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read Iâve ever been given in my life
