zen's thiddies

i legiterately always feel like that person on reddit who posted "is it weird if i go on a walk like is everyone gonna be freaked out". i feel like that every minute of every day

did you seriously just allocate skill points mid conversation...? thats so rude...

okay well you've been save scumming this whole date so like....

*loads back to before you noticed*

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

Better to have posted and flopped than never to have posted at al

Presumably this is the same way God does it

Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!