zen's thiddies

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

@evilwizard

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

The floor is such a beautiful place to keep irregularly used items

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

i love trans people, immigrants, abortions, feminism, separation of church and state, lgbtq community and being gay

snowstorm that makes you old

baby its old outside

i really cant age

baby its old outside

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it