Cool Patrol Member #6969 💃🏻

Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

so much of the "research" on "phones bad" is just statisticians congratulating themselves in a circle

I don’t need a study to know using my phone makes me feel like shit

do different things on your phone then. I'm guessing you haven't written off paper as a technology just because tax forms make you want to cry

Y'know, to me "lost media" means "no known physical copies exist and it can't be pirated anywhere", not just "currently unavailable for streaming"