count dracula? uhhh ok. one

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

cmon they just started… give it some time

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crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

we transmitted the entirety of allrecipes.com into the brain of a dog and now he's an okay chef. like the food is passable

like i guess i should've tempered my expectations a bit because 1. he's a dog and 2. allrecipes has some truly vile recipes on it but like. all of it. the whole website. idk i just expected more