Bastille & Bucky Barnes 《♤♤♤》

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

the problem with getting kidnapped by jigsaw is that I'd probably get impatient and start going for it before the instructions played, and then if I learned I was doing it wrong I'd be too stubborn to change my methodology. so I'd be waving around my severed hand like "look, I did it" while he's just like "the key was in the dog. you had to eat the smelly dog to get the key."

I have GOT to stop spending $30

I swear to GOD I’m not vagueing my situation, but I made a post recently about books I was planning to read this year, and I find it very….. interesting that multiple people came into my inbox afterward to tell me that all the queer authors in the bunch had sinned. like maybe they had, I dunno. it wouldn’t stop me reading (I love Interview with the Vampire, I have Thoughts about Anne Rice, etc). but it is interesting that none of the non-queer authors merited this whisper campaign, despite some of them honestly deserving it. not saying anything outright here, just making an observation. listening and learning. you know

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

about a month into my first year of undergrad I went into the dining hall - perfectly sober but more tired than I had previously known was possible - and got myself a full bowl of chopped garlic somehow thinking it was rice, and just sat down and ate a spoonful of it and realised my mistake

you people will blorbo tag anything (affectionate)