Bastille & Bucky Barnes 《♤♤♤》

Genuinely think if Cas chose to ever take a seat slightly further from Dean than he could when there was a closer option, Dean would stare at him, raise his eyebrows, mutter things under his breath, do a full silent conversation where he expresses his feelings of betrayal while staring right at Cas and Cas would tilt his head, cross his arms, uncross his arms, roll his eyes and then move with a sigh and then Dean would finally pick up where he left off on describing the circumstances of their latest hunt.

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

used the bathroom the other day during play intermission but the line was blocking the hand dryers so i just left w my wet wet hands and as i returned to my seat an old man dropped his cane into the aisle and i bent down to grab it and got my wet wet hands all over the cane and i handed his wet wet cane back to him and i said its wet

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

you give one dog sideburns and a pompadour as a joke and suddenly you're the dog haircut guy for every elvis impersonator with a poodle in the world. i had dreams. i wanted to be a right wing politician

I'm going to Clown College, but I'm majoring in playing the straight man. So it's mostly just normal classes like Math and English. Right now we're doing calculus and reading Grapes of Wrath

Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

“The Wizard of Sex” and “the sex wizard” are two completely different things you fucking idiot. It’s mistakes like this that are why the acedemy keeps sending mage assassins to your dorm