The Wright Errant

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I mean, they’re the blood god.

Presumably they already have blood.

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Nothing evil stalks the forest. The wild is bigger than you could ever imagine. You are nothing to it. No boogeyman or revenant could ever aspire to the persistence and hunger of the wild untamed.

Taurus: Sometimes the world just wont make sense, no matter how hard you try. Truth is stranger than fiction, and yours is stranger still.

Gemini: There is a deep and old power in that of the image. As long as cameras existed they have been a tool to tell what is really there.

Cancer: Walls work both ways you know. Careful about where you put them.

Leo: Today is a good day to be warm. Not too hot. Just warm. Wrap yourself up in blankets and get some tea, Warm.

Virgo: The time is now, the writing is on the wall. Your writing has won a contest and has been framed. 

Libra: Healthy respect usually means it was learned the hard way. Trust in the opinions of people with more scars and less limbs.

Scorpio: You never thought you’d get this far but here you are, lost as fuck like everyone else. Do like everyone else and pretend you planned this.

Ophiuchus: History was, is, and continues to be, handled poorly.

Sagittarius: Exploration leads to the unknown. Fear is rooted in what we do not understand. A shotgun really can kill most things. 

Capricorn: Make boring things fun by acting completely on impulse and rolling with how people react.

Aquarius: A last ditch effort is a good time to try something really crazy or really funny. If you’re going to lose, do it with style.

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