80% of my job is emotional support

UHH YEAH I AM!!! AND TURNING MY HAIR GREEN WOULD BE VERY RUDE! I FINALLY GOT IT DYED AFTER FOREVER!

well then i suggest you surrender! Or else!

NUH-UH!!! I TRY TO BE SEMI FRIENDLY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET JUST BECAUSE IM EVIL!?

I JUST GOT BORED AROUND THE BASE. I GUESS CAUSING PROBLEMS IS WHAT I DO BEST! AND I DONT BELIEVE I CAN CALL A TRUCE… SO ARSON IT IS!!!

PURPLE IT IS! *turns your hair a nice ombre purple because sidekick isnt evil unlike some people* THATLL TEACH YOU EVILDOOER!

UHH YEAH I AM!!! AND TURNING MY HAIR GREEN WOULD BE VERY RUDE! I FINALLY GOT IT DYED AFTER FOREVER!

well then i suggest you surrender! Or else!

NUH-UH!!! I TRY TO BE SEMI FRIENDLY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET JUST BECAUSE IM EVIL!?

I JUST GOT BORED AROUND THE BASE. I GUESS CAUSING PROBLEMS IS WHAT I DO BEST! AND I DONT BELIEVE I CAN CALL A TRUCE… SO ARSON IT IS!!!

UHH YEAH I AM!!! AND TURNING MY HAIR GREEN WOULD BE VERY RUDE! I FINALLY GOT IT DYED AFTER FOREVER!

well then i suggest you surrender! Or else!

NUH-UH!!! I TRY TO BE SEMI FRIENDLY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET JUST BECAUSE IM EVIL!?

UHH YEAH I AM!!! AND TURNING MY HAIR GREEN WOULD BE VERY RUDE! I FINALLY GOT IT DYED AFTER FOREVER!

well then i suggest you surrender! Or else!

You should be having an evil day. But whatever. It's fine I guess

What if i have a rad AND evil day? Hmmm?

Please do not have an evil day, you can have a rad and good day though!

QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

IM IN LOVE WITH MY CARRRRR

EHHHH MACARENA

Carry on my wayward son

Manchiiiiahhhhiiiiiiildd

To be a princess is to always look your best

I think that’s a red flag, I don’t want to get stabbed

nothin man, its stolen!

We should start saying the trans males are iron deficient because they all lose the Fe in Female

I am a transmasculine person who actually does have an iron defiency, so this checks out

Guys let's make a post where everyone reblogs the most recent reblog and ads something (doesn't matter what) and see how long it can get

I made a post about dwarf planets, one of which is called salacia which happens to share a name with some kind of fandom. This tag is mine now, I’m taking it

Uhhh I saved the city last week from an evil tree monster

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

parading a broken and dead body through the streets

Resharing the ultimate broken post bc that seems evil

Reblogging also ^♡^

Woweee tis is a really strange post

Guys let's make a post where everyone reblogs the most recent reblog and ads something (doesn't matter what) and see how long it can get

I made a post about dwarf planets, one of which is called salacia which happens to share a name with some kind of fandom. This tag is mine now, I’m taking it

Uhhh I saved the city last week from an evil tree monster

…Julia wouldve loved to see me like this.

Whos julia?

AH- Sidekick…! I didn’t think that you were there!- Err… Julia is just an old, work partner of mine—

Oh! Was she a hero too?

…Julia wouldve loved to see me like this.

Whos julia?

*Rogue picks up @superhero-offical and flies off, gripping him tightly.*

HEY! PUT ME DOWN! WASN'T CURSING AND MAIMING ME ENOUGH?!

Fuck you.

Fuck you too.

(ooc: how did you get on top of a mountain??? 😭)

"~mqgick~" *jazz hands, while turning invisible*

"not to be rude, but for a plant you sure dont know a lot about them! Plants need cloraphil (which is green) to photo synthesize by asorbing light! by turning you cloryaphll white your clorophyll is no longer able to absorb any light as white is perceived when all wavelengths are being reflected rather than asorbed! Science!"

(Out of character: Is it okay if I have this as like a separate timeline? I didn't really want Sidekick to get involved, since Rogue could very easily snap them in half if they aren't careful)

*Rogue picks up @superhero-offical and flies off, gripping him tightly.*

HEY! PUT ME DOWN! WASN'T CURSING AND MAIMING ME ENOUGH?!

Fuck you.

Fuck you too.

(ooc: how did you get on top of a mountain??? 😭)

"~mqgick~" *jazz hands, while turning invisible*

"not to be rude, but for a plant you sure dont know a lot about them! Plants need cloraphil (which is green) to photo synthesize by asorbing light! by turning you cloryaphll white your clorophyll is no longer able to absorb any light as white is perceived when all wavelengths are being reflected rather than asorbed! Science!"