COOWWWABUNGAAA !!

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

(this alien has discovered a thing called 'slang' and will now demonstrate their knowledge.)

Boop

(observe)

Rizz

Groovy

Sigma

Rad

What's crackalackin'

some people find those words infuriating

but you can say groovy and rad.

those words are fine. good even.

I said, Young man, get your ass over here,"

GET YOUR AS OOOVER HERE

i have an idea. a musical based off of the officalverse! but alas, i am but one man! i can write the lyrics and script (edit: I could use some help with writing too!) , but i can’t compose or play all the characters! if you know how to play any instrument and could help, or act, please rb and let me know, or dm me! even if you can’t boosting would really help! Thank you!