THE superhero

You, want me in a movie. Me.

Cinema offical: well yeah, you and the whole good side. Well probably have someone else be a bad guy

what’s the pay.

Good lord we haven’t had a talk in months and this how you start a new conversation? Now while I’ve always know—fuck the fire’s spreading hold on……

*nods to the burning building* Besides, isn't it so pretty in flames?

wait I should call the fire department.

And I stole your phone! So you cannot call the fire department!

when—How-?!

*looks near tears*

*puts phone in pocket*

Really? Is that really how this works?

And— Er, damnit Savi what should the superhero even DO here?!

So it stands to reason that you should help me do some more evil things so you can stop me again!

Alright then, when will we start being… eugh, evil?

We could start doing evil things now, if you like!

Alright then, so… Evil guy. What should we do?-

Want to go rob a bank or commit arson to an important building? I’ll let you choose!

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