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Keni
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Jules of Nature
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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almost home
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Kiana Khansmith
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I’m so happy the Carbonite is gone. I’m movin’ on. I’m so happy that it’s over now. The pain is gone.
break out of your role 🌻🌟
my deltarune fanart
Mentors in Deltarune are either a dead old man or an anime twink trying to fuck your dad
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"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"
"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"
unexplained slide in my little brother’s high school math class PowerPoint
moderation in all things except sex and intoxicants and shirking your responsibilities and profaning the name of god
Gonna make the world’s first pornographic ARG
“I recorded my sex tape but it’s full of video and audio distortion, and my memory about making it is really hazy”
"Explaining binary search to a cop" should've caught on as a saying tbh.
I forgot about the context to this. God this is so funny
Image description: screenshot of two paragraphs that read, "Afterward I found a chat room thread among Cambridge computer scientists, one of whom had also been told that unless he could pin down the moment of the theft no one would look at the footage. He said he tried to explain sorting algorithms to police - he was a computer scientist, after all.
"You don't search the whole thing, he said. You use a binary search. You fast forward to halfway, see if the bike is there and, if it is, zoom to three quarters of the way through. But if it isn't there at the halfway mark, you rewind to a quarter of the way through. It's very quick. In fact, he had pointed out, if the CCTV footage stretched back to the dawn of humanity it would still probably have only taken an hour to find the moment of the theft. This argument didn't go down well."
teaching an old dog new tricks: trite cause dog likes you and wants to help but maybe is getting a bit hard for them
teaching a cop binary search: real cause even if they were smart enough to understand and use it they wouldnt because fuck you they dont care

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seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire
u can kiss your reflection, but only on the lips
do u smoke weed
yes, one some kind of regular basis (no matter how frequent)
yea but like maybe a few times a year or whatever
umm i dont SMOKE (eyeroll) i take EDIBLES. or whatever
no but i plan to someday when im older/richer/cooler/move out/etc
not *anymore* on account of the horrors
no THC for me thank you very much :)
like mother like son passed on her love for tall big tiddy goths
IT'S GENERATIONAL BAYBEEE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?
it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.
tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though
thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

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Boy the Cat runs up and presses E to interact with me ("MRAOW") and I say "Yeah.?" and "yes?" And then he runs away. Living that NPC life and he is the player character
Oh my god that's why he's always sprinting everywhere .........
so i heard that most labubu clothes will fit on pokemon sitting cuties plush
they were right