The Porg Apprentice

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

Luke’s face is what makes this.

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

Mara Jade coded.

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

Sauteed kimchi is amazing in grilled cheese.

Some people want Star Wars to be about "anyone can be a hero" but I think it's more accurate to say it's about anyone can be a villain —but no one has to be. Like Luke could have easily fallen to the dark side but he made the choice to reject acting out of anger, to lay down his weapon, to reach out to his father instead. And Anakin has good intentions but still does tremendous evil but he doesn't have to stay that way, he too can still choose good in the end. Anyone can become a villain but no one has to be one, even someone who has fallen already.