The Price Of Life

I’m a 16 year old boy and I need a boyfriend I’m taking applications from now til the sun causes the death of the universe

Is any real person following me or is it all bots who’ve failed the Turing Test?

If my man ain’t good at Just Dance, I don’t want him

Every fuckin time I read the ending poem to Minecraft I break into tears. How could they write something like “And the universe said I Love You” and expect me to be okay afterwards?

Debate time! Which made you cry more, “Appa’s Lost Days” or “Iroh’s Story”?

If my first time having sex doesn’t consist of an elaborate “Dead Girl Walking” style musical number, then what’s the fucking point?

Being a verse is stupid because I can’t just magically change clothes when I change mindsets, ya feel me?

Out of every Disney character, Flynn Rider is most clearly a bottom

Can we talk about how the animators of The Last Airbender DEFINITELY had a foot fetish?

Can someone try leaving me in a bowl of rice overnight?

Call me a masochist, but isn’t it great when you eat strawberries and all the muscles in your bottom jaw feel like they’re on fire?

I wish that Lucky Charms didn’t have marshmallows in it :(

I am very intelligent, but I am still a dumbass. Big of heart, big of brain, dumb of ass. That’s me.

To the three (3) people following me, how broken must you be to want me in your life?