im just several guys

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life

How did that evolve into there is a brother in my drink

brother is a nicholasname for bro

there's a LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER in my drink

men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right

wizard gold is a good investment because it’s cursed and that makes it better(?) Look the economy’s doing bad like what does it matter at this point

you can bet on polymarket what kind of beast the wizard gold will transmute you into

Fuck OFF JIMMY

i wouldn't say i love programming. but i do feel inexplicably drawn to programming. and to making things complicated for myself

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask