Being naturally blonde is fundamentally evil but dying your hair blonde is okay bc it's like post-blonde postmodern irony

“my boyfriend” yuck, boring, stupid, jakey territory. “one of my boyfriends” really good, mysterious, chic, flippant, feminist

enter my WAR ROOM.we can discuss such things as STRATAGEMS and TACTICAL MANEUVERS.. and girlsss

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

person whose birthday is coming up: yeah i'm like a bodhisattva now. i don't really "want" things. yeah i've renounced all earthly desires. so no i don't know what i want for my birthday

99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed

legit excited to see this come around again

if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re