Fictional Obsessions

it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

2014-2018 Mazda 3

thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

never played stardew valley so before looking at the tags I was willing to accept this was a real life political scandal

The entirety of the Apollo 11 mission took up less computer storage and computation space than a single instance of Microsoft Outlook running in the background.

this is among the worst possible PR for microsoft. outlook is so shit that it fucked with the billion dollar space computer

And I think that’s beautiful

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

i find tumblr so funny cause if i mentioned knife season to anybody who's not on tumblr they wouldn't even know what i'm talking about