Oh, Hello

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

Digivolution route

please be clingy with me i need it

I just wanna go to the beach at night just to listen to the waves

me: *gets jealous* me: chill

I will forever love simple, domestic things let’s bake together, go grocery shopping, drive around, just spend time together

Getting kissed on the shoulder and neck while being the little spoon, please

i do not want to work. i want to kiss

y'know what's hot? acknowledging your partner's boundaries and respecting them

read a girl who dates books

i feel like when i first started hearing the phrase “oh that fucks” it was in reference to something that had kind of a charismatic machismo to it and did sort of carry the sense of “oh that thing is sexual and can Get It” but it’s now transformed into something that just means “wow i really like that thing” and that’s so funny to me. like i just said “this rug fucks” what does that mean. can this rug get it

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

This is the kind of quality batshit-grade insanity you can only find on tumblr dot com

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again!! i would prefer to be an orb

can i make it any more obvious?