This is the funniest thing iβve heard my entire life π
Truth xD
This is literally me as a kid.Β Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came in on the friday night to anyone who phoned for the rest of the weekend.Β The problem was, on saturday mornings, he was doing the food shopping, so I was given a list of approved callers and heβd leave the well report figures by the phone.
Theoretically I was just supposed to list off the numbers.Β Except. Very early I started parsing the figures and give my own analysis.Β Apparently engineers and geophysicists got a bit freaked out by a ten year old goingΒ βItβs not that good, the flowβs really slow compared to last week, and thereβs gas pockets really screwing up the flow in the east pipe judging by the pressure report.β
Dad still got that yelled at him at conferences:Β βThis is the fucker who used child labour to do well analysis!β
βWas it wrong?β
βThatβs the not the point!β
We found him- the 20 year old with 10 years experience
