The cosmic law of French toast

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

age of sail tracy chapman: you've got a fast ship

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

forgor

what if I dangled a string in front of your face

= hell yes

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

@unofficial-autism-post

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.