Lich Queen Aesthetic

Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time

Tis the season once more, witches!

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

What a wonderful creature!

met a guy at the club, flirted a bit, take him back to my house, undress, and what falls out of his pocket but a fucking phylactery

Making new bugs in my cauldron

Zero! Send me more!

Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?

30?

Idk 32 or something I stopped counting

i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren't undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA

when you die, all the processes in your body slow down and come to a halt before starting to decay. which means if you were to revive someone from the dead, necromancer-style, you'd potentially have to kickstart their entire system back up from a state of inertia. which means it almost certainly would not be pretty. i'm talking coughing up clots of blood, nauseatingly intense migraines and muscle cramps, and all the sensory overload that would come with firing up the body's engines from frozen cold to fully functioning all guns blazing in the matter of seconds it takes to cast a resurrection spell.

basically: 'resurrection hangovers' should totally be a thing

through autism and necromancy everything is possible