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defendglobe

project hail mary but grace's translation program uses that awful fucking default tiktok TTS voice for rocky instead.

meatymush

this movie makes me SICK. /positive

gawronka

parallels between Rocky and Grace and the fox and little prince............

sheepcounts

today i redesigned my old character development graphs to make them a lot more accessible and easy to use! i've always wanted a visual resource to build the general outlines of a character's personality, so i tried to create some templates that could be used for tons of different scenarios, no matter what kind of universe your character exists in! these can be filled out in ms paint, with a multiply layer or however you choose - feel free to use and repost them for your ocs, or even use them for canon characters!!!

(edit: imgur link with hi-res images for cleaner editing <3)

below the cut is an example of how they can be used!

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mech & pilot

im going to cry WHAT

this pattern got a sale out of the blue (thank you!), so I thought I'd share it again :]

sometiktoksarevalid

spaceplate

Minecraft city update 3

Made a chessboard on the northwest area including banners for the pieces (sorry for my shitty handwriting btw). Theres also more benches around the rest of the area but i forgot to screenshot them, will be included in the next update if i dont forget

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deviantplum

Don't propose marriage. That's cliche. Propose a daring heist. Heist the engagement ring.

Then have a serious discussion about future goals and your individual feelings on the institution of marriage. Then get married on top of a speeding train with the cops in hot pursuit.

It'll be such a cute story to tell at parties.

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

docd666

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

creatures-in-posts

Confirmed bear post

limbosava

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

staticandlove

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

ashestoashesjc

colorousme

Behold, the digital artchery glove!

….but Wait…

…….!!!

FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!

clownsnake

Ok but wgat if we held hands…..

and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳

jollysunflora

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

skullamity-deactivated20250823

crankyteapot

judgejudyofficial

this website really has ruined me… i didnt catch the G, so i spent like 4 minutes scouring the second pic for thee Lucky Luciano 😭

digitaldiscipline

hand in unglovable hand

xekstrin

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

xekstrin

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

blessyouhawkeye

huh? what? yeah okay sure whatever-

HUH!! WHAT!!!!! HELLO!!!!!

great-gatsby

from the amazon page <3 they switch back and forth between their human and vegetable forms...

evergreen-femme

not gonna read this but i'd be willing to bet money that this is adapted from veggie tales fanfiction

strongcat

really? what tipped you off

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etirabys

beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project