what if we called āflatā soda āflaccidā soda instead
hey, tandem?
Iām out for the evening
ok iāll wait
Tandem, come home and face the horror youāve created
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what if we called āflatā soda āflaccidā soda instead
hey, tandem?
Iām out for the evening
ok iāll wait
Tandem, come home and face the horror youāve created

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Remember that summer when a wizard stole my clothes and I had to swim across an alien lake and scale the walls of a strange castle to get them back? By god, that was some good acid.
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Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL IMAGE??
all adds should be like that
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LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates soĀ āwhat if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!āĀ
buddy⦠we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
Being on tumblr for years like:
Art by Dong Mei
No thoughts, head empty
Literally a golden idol are you kidding me
Sikari Tisso ā awarded the Linguistic Society of Americaās Excellence in Community Linguistics Award (2021) ā has been documenting the Karbi language for two decades now

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I simply cannot comprehend just how gullible the trojans had to be to see a gigantic wooden horse on their doorstep while being in the depths of a war that was already whooping their asses and go "oohhh, a present for us?"

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My favorite kind of Adultier Adults⢠are those who actively try, like really really try, to understand millennial and GenZ humor but just canāt q u i t e get it, and turn it into something 10x funnierĀ
Me over the phone in bad traffic: Oh, I can move again, the road work is done
My grandpa: Uh I sure hope it isnātĀ
Me:Ā
Gramps:Ā
Me: Did-
Gramps: Did I do it rightĀ
Me with my grandpa again: Whatācha doing?Ā
Gramps: making a video of seven seconds of joyĀ
Me, frightened: gramps?Ā
Gramps: *Sends a 7-second video of himself eating Almond Joy* Can you put it on vine for me
Me, choking up, not willing to tell him itās gone: S-SureĀ
Me, to my Grandmother over the phone: I donāt know gramma, I donāt know if English is a degree that suits me.Ā
Gramma: But youāve always loved writing!
Gramps, screaming for the other side of their apartment, just audible over the phone: THATāS HER OPINIIIOOOOOONNNNNNN!
(Over the phone at like 22:30) Me: Man I am just exhausted but canāt find any sleeping aids, are there any left from when you-
Gramps: Itās the sleeping timeĀ
Me: yeah?Ā
Gramps: So itās the time to sleep?Ā
Me: ā¦. yes?Ā
Gramps: Might I suggest you put head on pillow and sleep?Ā
Me, finally realizing: You watch tiktoks. YOU watch TIKTOK.Ā
Gramps: Just get some warm milk, you cretinĀ
Gramps: *Hangs up*
Me, staring at my phone in disbelief: WH YĀ
Me, over Skype: Hey gramps did you get the birthday box I sent you? You wanna know whatās in it?Ā
Gramps: DIS BOX EMPTY! WHEAT!Ā
Gramps: *Softly tosses the box onto the couch*
Me: Wh. Wheat.Ā
Gramps over the phone: guess what?!
Me: what?!
Gramps: my Hispanic neighbor taught me how to use freshvakdos!
Me: use⦠What
Gramps: you know! Freshvakdos! Guacamole!
Me: do. Do you mean fre sh avo ca do?
Gramps: YEAH
Gramps: So I heard about blessing that are actually curses so Iām going to give you one okay
Me: oh no
Gramps: oh yeah.
Me: please-
Gramps: may you receive every book you have ever wanted to read in your life
Me: ā¦.how is this a curse
Gramps: ⦠Only for the last chapters to be torn out and unavailable online
Me: GRAMPS NO
GRamps: GRAMPS YES
Me: *flinches as Gramps uses my deadname several times* *letās it slip that I wear a binder* *accidentally mentions dysphoria*
Gramps: *deadname* are you okay
Me: Gramps, could you maybe call me Kai instead�
Gramps without missing a beat or bothering to take his phone away from his face, SCREAMING to my grandma: HONEY WEāVE GOT ANOTHER GRANDTHEM!!!
Me, expecting backlash since my grandparents are conservative Mormons: *violent sobbing laughter*
Okay, since this blew up beyond expectations, hereās a list about things my grandfather has done to make me love him more than basically anyone else.
-heās letting me live in his house while he is on a mission for his church. A gigantic house on lots of land with the large garden and a sunroom. He let me bring all of my animals as well.
-He sold me his car and truck super cheap. The truck is named Gorp. It stands for Grandpas Old Retired Pimpmobile.
-He sends me a box full of fuzzy socks every month because he knows my cat destroys them
-He started using they/them for.my pronouns and hasnāt fumbled once over phone or Skype
-He calls Gramma Lovely, Dearest, Sweetheart, and my personal favorite: Honey Buns (which I picked up ages ago and now my favorite person ever is labeled honey buns in my phone)
-He still says Wheat instead of Yeet. Intentionally.
-He speaks fluent Spanish and learned immigration laws to help keep his Hispanic neighbors safe when āICE comes around with itās ugly unchristian headā
- he may be a Mormon, but in his (and Grammas) eyes, Christianity is about love, forgiveness, acceptance, and being there for those you love and care for and he LIVES by that.
-when they arenāt on a mission for the LDS church, they are foster parents to strictly only older teenagers and troubled kids.
-He loves everyone and will accept anyone into his family as long as they are kind and patient.
-He learned ASL so he could communicate with his dead neighbor and be a friend to him
And finally, the man, the myth, the legend himself:
This is Gramps and Gramma (who asked for her face to be covered). I also covered up the badge Gramps wears because it gives his location and name.
I would like you all to know that Gramps and Gramma have offered to adopt every single one of y'all as Grandbabies! They will learn about any religion and support ya no matter what. All they ask is for you to fold your socks. NO ONE IS GRAMMA AND GRAMPS-LESS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
(also if any of y'all are lonely I am so so happy to message anyone and make friends. I love you all š)
excuse me, but I would die for Gramps
Gramps would never allow you to die of anything but OVEREATING AND DINNER IS AT 1800 DONT BE LATE
I really think itās funny that you put dead instead of deaf but I also feel like he would totally do it if his dead neighbor spoke asl so
Was it a mistake or is there a ghost I didnāt clue y'all into *sips tea*
this is the best thing iāve seen all day
this is so wholesome
I lost it at wheat and lost it twice at grandthem
obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says āGUILTā in the most harrowing way possible