hey andy sweetie

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

(no drinks in) who wants me

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

Grand theft auto is more of a cultural deity than a video game

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

if escamillo from carmen existed in real life im sorry he would absolutely be one of those annoying guys rolling around everywhere in a fuckass sports car with the windows rolled down and bass boosted gasolina playing from the speakers it’s like this even when he’s just going to meijer (midwestern superstore chain) that’s just how he always travels. Also he doesn’t wear a t shirt or long pants between like march and october HOWEVER… if you have my beautiful mind you can see the world where she’s a fuckass stud lesbian, and therefore all of this becomes ok

Carmen of course is in the shotgun seat of the car with a takis bag convincing escamillo to play megan thee stallion as well and flipping the bird out the window whenever she feels like it. Made for each other <3

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.